Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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