the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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