Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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