Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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