Grow some girl-balls and come out already
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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