I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
cat food counts as protein by the way
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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