I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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