The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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