Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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