he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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