i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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