i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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