no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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