5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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