Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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