On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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