Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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