so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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