I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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