don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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