Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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