In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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