I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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