I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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