What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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