I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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