You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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