Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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