look no pants
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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