i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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