For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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