ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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