If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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