Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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