you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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