forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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