I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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