I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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