honey bunches of taint.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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