Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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