I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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