Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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