I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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