can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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