Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock. http://tfl.nu/ip50
  Replies (16) Good night (4212) Bad night (827)
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  the day after is always just damage control

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): the day after is always just damage control http://tfl.nu/ugvq
  Replies (6) Good night (1161) Bad night (2821)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...

  (1-614): View more from Ohio

  FUCK YOU.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours... (1-614): FUCK YOU. http://tfl.nu/d4zw
  Replies (69) Good night (4243) Bad night (2805)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am http://tfl.nu/p6fg
  Replies (13) Good night (4678) Bad night (1094)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking http://tfl.nu/l9zh
  Replies (14) Good night (4524) Bad night (1041)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night... http://tfl.nu/4ooo
  Replies (7) Good night (1126) Bad night (4700)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here. http://tfl.nu/9um1
  Replies (10) Good night (1642) Bad night (3400)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): Hey, did you take me to hospital last night? http://tfl.nu/iu9j
  Replies (9) Good night (1687) Bad night (2273)
• Favorite

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (808): Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex http://tfl.nu/i4z0
  Replies (13) Good night (635) Bad night (3120)
• Favorite

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"

  (1-413): View more from Massachusetts

  I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (413): Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker" (1-413): I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family http://tfl.nu/b85j
  Replies (7) Good night (2267) Bad night (529)
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies. http://tfl.nu/geoh
  Replies (13) Good night (1358) Bad night (565)
• Favorite

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (828): Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it http://tfl.nu/gdjw
  Replies (7) Good night (422) Bad night (2055)
• Favorite

  (830): View more from Texas

  Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (830): Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it. http://tfl.nu/ngu5
  Replies (3) Good night (708) Bad night (431)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son http://tfl.nu/82oe
  Replies (2) Good night (466) Bad night (397)
• Favorite

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (763): I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I? http://tfl.nu/xms3
  Replies (6) Good night (910) Bad night (533)

Randomize