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• (818): View more from California

  wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.

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• (626): View more from California

  you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay

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• (619): View more from California

  woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.

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• (562): View more from California

  I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.

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  WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.

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