White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn