she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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