Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
false alarm, still single
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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