That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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