it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
did you just send me my own nude
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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