i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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