There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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