I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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