Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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