But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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