Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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