I must be too annoying 4 u.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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