Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
my poor anus
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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